“During a meeting in Madrid in March 2008, Hurd walked Fisher to an ATM and showed her his checking account balance of more than $1 million to impress her, the document said.”
Oh dear. WHAT.A.LOSER. Also who keeps a million in their checking account?!? I mean sure, having cash in 2008 was probably a good idea, but even then money markets were paying interest…
Hurd Pursued Sex With Contractor Jodie Fisher While CEO of HP, Letter Says - Bloomberg
This is possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all year.
(via felixsalmon)Oh dear. WHAT.A.LOSER. Also who keeps a million in their checking account?!? I mean sure, having cash in 2008 was probably a good idea, but even then money markets were paying interest…
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Size isn’t everything.
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He found an ATM in Madrid that actually works? That would impress a woman….
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Dude probably did this right before a really big rent check cleared though.
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aatombomb said:
Soon after, he showed her his 1” penis.
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