An IT company walks into a bar...

Friday, February 17, 2012

An IT company walks into a bar…

SFoskett IBM walks into a storage bar and says “we invented this place, you know!” 9:08 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett EMC walks into a storage bar and convinces everyone to chip in $20… 9:09 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett Apple walks into an enterprise storage bar and the bartender says “we don’t serve your kind around here!” 9:10 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett NAND flash walks into a storage bar and everyone makes it slow down and pretend to be a regular disk… 9:11 PM Feb 17th, 2012

mikefoley @SFoskett DEC walks into a bar and says “I was here twenty years ago. You just put a new label on the bottle” 9:12 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett Dell walks into a storage bar and offers to buy everyone a drink at half price 9:14 PM Feb 17th, 2012

mikefoley VMware walks into a bar nested within another bar. That bar is then vMotioned to another bar. Bar patrons are none the wiser. 9:19 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett RT @BrandonJRiley: @fabiorapposelli 3PAR walks into a storage bar, orders a pizza, asks the waiter to cut it into chunklets. 9:26 PM Feb 17th, 2012

tbourke Fusion-IO walks into a bar. Drinks 500,000 beers in a second. #storagejokes 9:29 PM Feb 17th, 2012

mikefoley V+C+E walk into an Oracle bar. The bartender brags about his boat and the women. V+C+E sink the boat and steal the chicks. O raises prices. 9:32 PM Feb 17th, 2012

tbourke Customer walks into an Oracle bar, orders a beer. Halfway through the beer, Oracle bartender demands more money to finish it. #oraclejokes 9:36 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett Microsoft walks into an enterprise storage bar but everyone ignores them 9:36 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett RT @tbourke: Customer walks into an Oracle bar, orders a beer. Halfway through the beer, Oracle bartender demands more money to finish i … 9:36 PM Feb 17th, 2012

tbourke @SFoskett Microsoft walks into a bar and acts like everything still thinks he’s cool and popular. When no, he’s not. #sadbuttrue 9:38 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett NetApp walks into a beer joint and buys everyone a round of Merlot 9:41 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett A CCIE walks into a storage bar and starts telling everyone they’re doing everything all wrong… 9:45 PM Feb 17th, 2012

keithnorbie @SFoskett FusionIO walks into a bar and rips the bottle out of the bartenders hand and slams it straight from the bottle. 9:46 PM Feb 17th, 2012

networkingnerd @SFoskett A JNCIE walks into a bar and tells all the beer drinkers they should switch to whiskey. It’s better and gets you drunk faster. 9:47 PM Feb 17th, 2012

keithnorbie @SFoskett EMC VFCache walks into the bar and fills his mouth straight from the bottle but spits it out into the glass then drinks it :) 9:47 PM Feb 17th, 2012

sixfootdad @SFoskett An FCoTR evangelist walks into a bar and orders a drink. No one joins him. ;) 9:50 PM Feb 17th, 2012

DmitriKalintsev @SFoskett Telco walks into an Enterprise bar and tells everyone that water is perfect for drinking, “getting more” solves any problems. 10:02 PM Feb 17th, 2012

tbourke a customer walks into a VMware bar and orders a beer for $2. orders second beer, but it’s $2 a sip now. 10:03 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett A Fibre Channel frame walks into an Ethernet bar, takes a look around, then backs out in disgust… 10:07 PM Feb 17th, 2012

fabiorapposelli @SFoskett a Fibre Channel frame walks into an Ethernet bar and everybody else inside PAUSE. 10:09 PM Feb 17th, 2012

SFoskett A Fibre Channel frame walks into the Ethernet bar and gets lost in the crowd… @fabiorapposelli @drjmetz @stu 10:10 PM Feb 17th, 2012

DmitriKalintsev @SFoskett A Fibre Channel frame walks into an Ethernet bar, and gets no (buffer) credit 10:11 PM Feb 17th, 2012

storagesport @SFoskett a udp packet tries to walk into a bar but nobody cares it didn’t get there 10:15 PM Feb 17th, 2012

CloudEMC @SFoskett More like: A Flash drive walks in and out and in and out and in and out and in to a bar before anyone notices… 10:15 PM Feb 17th, 2012